Thatcher is Cr*p
Despite being an international full-back, with both Tottenham Hotspur & Manchester City ranking amongst his former (here's hoping) clubs, it is obvious that Ben 'Maggie' Thatcher is a complete waste of at least five vital organs on a football pitch. He is, to quote The Venerable Bede when he was describing the then current Welsh full back, "utter shite".
Where is the evidence for this scurrilous accustion of incompetence against a man who has been capped for his country on numerous occasions? As an aside, you may comment that a more assiduous writer would have quoted his exact quota of caps, but do you know what - I couldn't even be bothered to Google it. The evidence is manifest. Look at any video of the last two or three seasons & you will notice that the man is completely unable to tackle. Further, despite his utter inability to contribute to any attack, his forays into the opposition half often lead to extreme exposure at the back of his defence. If you're in any doubt about this, conduct a straw poll amongst Premiership right wingers about who they would most like to face and the results would only add weight to my argument.
Most people believe that his nickname - Maggie - was derived from the simple fact that he carries the same name as our former prime minister. In fact, he was given the handle by former colleagues, who quickly realised that he played like a woman wielding a rather ineffective handbag & had roughly the same footballing ability as Dennis's spouse.
Ben Thatcher is a professional footballer in name only. Apart from the Inland Revenue's delight in his contribution to the national coffers, there is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that he plies his tried in pursuit of the beautiful game. Henceforth, it shall be grammatically incorrect to use the word, "Thatcher", "Professional" & "Footballer" in the same sentence without use of an appropriate negative & copious use of the word "t*@T".
FROM TEP.
Where is the evidence for this scurrilous accustion of incompetence against a man who has been capped for his country on numerous occasions? As an aside, you may comment that a more assiduous writer would have quoted his exact quota of caps, but do you know what - I couldn't even be bothered to Google it. The evidence is manifest. Look at any video of the last two or three seasons & you will notice that the man is completely unable to tackle. Further, despite his utter inability to contribute to any attack, his forays into the opposition half often lead to extreme exposure at the back of his defence. If you're in any doubt about this, conduct a straw poll amongst Premiership right wingers about who they would most like to face and the results would only add weight to my argument.
Most people believe that his nickname - Maggie - was derived from the simple fact that he carries the same name as our former prime minister. In fact, he was given the handle by former colleagues, who quickly realised that he played like a woman wielding a rather ineffective handbag & had roughly the same footballing ability as Dennis's spouse.
Ben Thatcher is a professional footballer in name only. Apart from the Inland Revenue's delight in his contribution to the national coffers, there is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that he plies his tried in pursuit of the beautiful game. Henceforth, it shall be grammatically incorrect to use the word, "Thatcher", "Professional" & "Footballer" in the same sentence without use of an appropriate negative & copious use of the word "t*@T".
FROM TEP.
posted by BLUEHEAVEN at Tuesday, August 22, 2006
3 Comments:
Could not agree more TEP. Well said that man.
Could not agree more TEP. What he did last night was a digrace and should be punished. I just saw the clip, and that was nothing more than assult.
TEP. spot on once again mate
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